<rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"><channel><title>Quirks and work-arounds</title><link>http://ibis.wi.gov/CSForums/forums/13/ShowForum.aspx</link><description /><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><generator>CommunityServer 1.1 (Build: 1.1.0.50615)</generator><item><title>What are ERP implementations like???  </title><link>http://ibis.wi.gov/CSForums/forums/83/ShowPost.aspx</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2006 17:58:06 GMT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">97cf6408-2f6a-461b-9305-e4a47a54e73d:83</guid><dc:creator>Kate</dc:creator><slash:comments>12</slash:comments><description>&lt;FONT size=2&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;Below is something that was just posted on a listserv I belong to.&amp;nbsp; The writer is a fellow with experience in ERP implementations and lots of opinions.&amp;nbsp; I think his comparisons are funny, and well worth thinking about!&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;&lt;U&gt;It's all about Elephants...&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;Like elephan&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;ts, ERP projects are so large that any one &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;person, examining them, could &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;rightly claim that they are like snakes, li&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;ke trees, like walls, or li&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;ke hard pointy things.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;Like elephants, ERP projects are too large to &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;eat at on&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;e sitting. You need to make elephant hamburgers out of them f&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;irst.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;Like elephants, they can inadvertently squash you if yo&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;u are not careful.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;Like elephants, they have considerable inert&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;ia, and are&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt; difficult to get to change direction.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;Like elep&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;hants, they can startle at the oddest things, &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;and go off at a random tan&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;gent you neither want, need, nor like.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT size=3&gt;Nic Harvard&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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