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07-06-2006, 12:58 PM Kate Joined on 03-07-2006 A galaxy far, far away Posts 24 What are ERP implementations like??? Below is something that was just posted on a listserv I belong to.  The writer is a fellow with experience in ERP implementations and lots of opinions.  I think his comparisons are funny, and well worth thinking about! It's all about Elephants... Like elephants, ERP projects are so large that any one person, examining them, could rightly claim that they are like snakes, like trees, like walls, or like hard pointy things. Like elephants, ERP projects are too large to eat at one sitting. You need to make elephant hamburgers out of them first. Like elephants, they can inadvertently squash you if you are not careful. Like elephants, they have considerable inertia, and are difficult to get to change direction. Like elephants, they can startle at the oddest things, and go off at a random tangent you neither want, need, nor like. Nic Harvard      Report

12-13-2008, 10:18 PM Prevailing Wage Joined on 12-14-2008 Posts 2 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? This is very well stated. Implementations can certainly get overwhelming but one step at a time is a very sensible approach. California Prevailing Wage Apartment Loans    Report

07-16-2009, 2:14 PM SteveR Joined on 06-16-2009 Posts 7 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? ERP implementation often fails because of the way contracts are entered into, lack of dedication from the supporting management including a lack of understanding about the project to start, topped with inadequate training, funding and unrealistic expectations. C&G Beads | Glass Beads    Report

08-13-2009, 2:28 AM debdulal Joined on 06-29-2009 Posts 26 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? It is great to find some cool information on ERP implementations. What I like about this post is the amazing comparison between Elephant and ERP project, which is humorous and at the same time thought provoking. website design company l Web Development Services l website design    Report

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09-22-2009, 10:17 AM cultureman Joined on 09-22-2009 Posts 2 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? i must write personal statement essay about elephants and this forum can help me --------------------------- regards thesis dissertation writing    Report

10-02-2009, 2:18 AM debdulal Joined on 06-29-2009 Posts 26 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? No matter whether you write an article on it or not, one thing is certain that you will not be able to outwit Kate because it is he who has outsmart and outshine us with his scathing criticism and brilliant writing style. website design company l Web Development Services l website design    Report

10-06-2009, 11:15 AM RogerM Joined on 10-05-2009 Posts 2 Re: What are ERP implementations like???  SteveR wrote: ERP implementation often fails because of the way contracts are entered into, lack of dedication from the supporting management including a lack of understanding about the project to start, topped with inadequate training, funding and unrealistic expectations. I couldn't have said it better myself SteveR.  I have been involved with two major ERP sytems - both on the implementation and maintenance sides - and both have, ultimately, failed due 1) lack of understanding and 2) ongoing support from mgmt.  IMO, for an ERP to succeed, it must be 1) SIMPLE and 2)cheap. gun safe    Report

10-21-2009, 1:42 PM SurpriseERP Joined on 10-22-2009 U.S. Posts 4 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? Guys...what is it that you think makes ERP implementations so difficult?? I have been in the business for about 5 years and PeopleSoft makes it easier and more stream-lined than any other package out there. Why do you think there are no other "quirk" posts? ;) http://www.chasesaunders.co.uk/ | Best credit card offers online | best online colleges    Report

10-31-2009, 7:25 PM sussane Joined on 11-01-2009 Posts 2 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? ERP revenue are good for all of us except our pocket.. Regards, Sussane its humor | Office tips    Report

10-31-2009, 9:13 PM polk Joined on 11-01-2009 Posts 1 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? Know your goals for your ERP implementation. Choose the product that promises to meet those goals and put measurement tools and processes in place to gauge your success. -Richard Polk County    Report

11-12-2009, 2:15 PM boots Joined on 11-13-2009 Posts 2 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? Bingo Richard. You hit it on the spot. fashion boots    Report

11-19-2009, 3:19 PM animesaito Joined on 11-20-2009 Posts 5 Re: What are ERP implementations like??? Richard you are great, your really helped me out! watch anime - watch naruto shippuuden - watch bleach    Report

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